1. My parents will be so proud. All of that money on music lessons allows me to kick butt on Guitar Hero. Money well spent.
2. If you want to feel like a celebrity - go read to a 3rd grade class.
3. If you want to feel unwelcome, stop in and see your 11-year-old son at school.
4. Unfortunately, facebook is not a skill on a job description. (to the horror of my students)
5. There are no magic elves to clean the house. Bummer. (unless you are in a condo in TX)
6. Yelling at your child for taking $20 of her own money to donate to charity does not make you parent of the year. (In our defense - She told us she took a dollar)
7. Hanging out with your parents is not cool when you turn 11. However, the same parents become really cool at a waterpark. Must be holy water.
8. The "I feel pretty" song now makes me want to take a shower and get clean. How low can one man get?
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